It’s because of us that your property taxes are skyrocketing!

We take 97% of this years 11.3% increase

Thanks for the state of the art 50,000 sq ft new station!

The millions of dollars of debt will be passed down to your children.

New toys!

Body cams aren’t effective but at least our officers have complete control over them

Big money!

With 26 weeks of (paid) training, a 22yr old can make $100k a year to make life and death decisions in your neighborhood

Our job is less dangerous than garbage collection or farming but we get to shoot to kill if we’re scared!